Breaking News! Hordes of fans gather across the street from a house in the Northern Alps of Itally, where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were spotted on the deck eating what appeared to be crepes. "At least, that's what this guy was saying," said one bystander. "And then it just kind of spread like wildfire." The bystander decided to see if he could get a peek because, although Pitt and Jolie "are parents and all that, they are both still way doable." Another bystander questioned said he wanted to see if the camera contributed to the size of Jolie's breasts, while his girlfriend wanted to determine if Pitt's face was as porous as the editors of People Magazine have claimed.
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Now Parents, Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Both Still Way Doable
Breaking News! Hordes of fans gather across the street from a house in the Northern Alps of Itally, where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were spotted on the deck eating what appeared to be crepes. "At least, that's what this guy was saying," said one bystander. "And then it just kind of spread like wildfire." The bystander decided to see if he could get a peek because, although Pitt and Jolie "are parents and all that, they are both still way doable." Another bystander questioned said he wanted to see if the camera contributed to the size of Jolie's breasts, while his girlfriend wanted to determine if Pitt's face was as porous as the editors of People Magazine have claimed.
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Don´t they have better things to do with their lives???????????? Gosh! Everyone should just live their own lives and mind their own business. I wish people would be so eager to attend when there's someone in need. Unbelievable, but that't the world we are living in.
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