Whoa, That Last Post was Super Scary

I must have been going through a dark moment or having an "I was raised with Religion" pyscho-something something neurological something when I decided to post the crazy Jesus lady below. IT'S CAPS LOCK SCARY. But maybe it was staged for TV ratings? I had some friends pull off some pretty believable shit to get on Jerry Springer one time. But my point here is that I think we'd all be better off looking at Dita Von Teese's Tits.

Midwest Bumpkin Visits California Only To Find Herself Naked

Whoa...where did she come from? A friend--and other friends, take note--e-mailed me the, um, titillating shot. Basically, the story is that this chick was visiting from some town in the Midwest, met a photographer (a friend of my friend who, as a friend, passed it along to me), and he, being a sly dog, persuaded her to pose for some model shots.

What do you think? Does she have a chance?