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Foam cover girl Olivia Munn, B level TV personality, reminded the crowd of her celebrity status. "You may know me from (insert obscure late night cable show) or Nickelodeon." Hows about the next time you blab on and on about it taking three grueling(!) shoots in Hawaii to nail the cover shot you come out wearing a grass skirt minus the panties. Then tell me whatever you want.
The music of DJ Miss Dust had the same funky flavor as the silver bikini top and star necklace she wore. Amateur, but sexy. She was gettin' down with some thick diva beats--think affluent gay couple at the discotech. What's fucked up is that I was diggin' it.
Ezekiel top, jacket, and short (Nautical look, right). 





The Roots officially kicked off their worldwide tour to promote Game Theory, released Aug. 29 by Def Jam. Representing Philly (literally, with a shout out every fucking 30 seconds), The Roots do kill it live. For their encore, they showed crazy range by playing covers--mostly commerical classics like Kanye, Snoop, Biggie, MJ, Tribe--adding that distinctive jazzy flavor only The Roots can bring. Alas, there were the gratuitous "go buy our album" plugs. So incessant was the self-promotion that Black Thought (in the pink shirt below) came across as desparate. Than again, all hip-hop crews do that shit. Rarely does the rocker tell a room to go buy an album, but rappers have no shame in pushing their goods. 



