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I must have been going through a dark moment or having an "I was raised with Religion" pyscho-something something neurological something when I decided to post the crazy Jesus lady below. IT'S CAPS LOCK SCARY. But maybe it was staged for TV ratings? I had some friends pull off some pretty believable shit to get on Jerry Springer one time. But my point here is that I think we'd all be better off looking at Dita Von Teese's Tits.